5/12/2007

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

I was amused and shocked to learn that a search of Portlaoise prison has turned up a budgie. The budgie was smuggled into the prison by a female visitor who concealed the bird in her body.



Now I have heard stories of women smuggling drugs, silencers etc into prisons but a fucking budgie????

Twenty Major is convinced he knows who the culprit was and it's not a pleasant image. Readers of a delicate disposition are asked not to clink on the link.

The search of Portlaoise was prompted after convicted armed robber John Daly telephoned RTÉ radio's Liveline programme from an illegal mobile phone from his cell last week.

Joe Duffy was interviewing Sunday Lie hack Paul "I don't snort cocaine" Williams at the time.

During the interview Daly phoned up and called Williams a "fucking cunt" live on air.

Some true stories are more amusing than fiction!

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