Advice from your friendly PSNI

I see that English detectives investigating the £53 million Securitas robbery are to enlist help from the PSNI because of their "experience" with this sort of robbery. I assume the advice will go something like this;

Decide who you hate the most. Blame them and get all their other enemies to jump on board behind you. That way, you won't have to bother with any evidence to support your ridiculous claims nor will you have to bother actually catching the people who done it. Also, when hiding the stash, don't leave any lying about in your sports club. You'll probably get away with it anyway but best not to take the chance.

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